Jessica Alba's ass should dial 911 because it needs resuscitation. For all of you out there that think celebrity Jessica Alba has a nice ass, you might want to reconsider after seeing this candid picture of her walking on the beach. Jessica Alba's ass looks flat as hell in this picture. Granted her ass does look better in some other pics, but not in this one. I won't argue with the fact that she is absolutely beautiful, and her ass has seen better days. Maybe she needs to put on a few pounds to fatten up that ass of hers. What do you think?